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We cannot believe that this is the last show before Santa comes sliding down the chimney! Hopefully, Mack will get an early Christmas present and be promoted to Staff Sergeant. Morgan is hoping for some new sound effects and Rich wants a bell for his patrol bike.

This week our keynote speaker is the drunk chick sitting on the roof. The other place drunk chicks hang out is the McDonald’s drive-thru, with a police escort. This country will never be safe until we get the guns out of the hands of the cats. Let’s see, 44 plus 13 equals big trouble for a lady PTA member. You can run but you cannot . . . well you really cannot run. I have an idea, use your underwear to rob a golf shop. Before you can rob and an adult video store, we must check your identification. Did you get the drugs and money? No, I thought you were going to get it. Wireless controller leads to a stolen X-box.

Do not forget to apply for the Spring 2009 Technology Institute for Rural Law Enforcement – it is free!

So download the show, load up your iPod and head to the mall. Three more shopping days until Christmas! From the CopCAST crew, the CopCAST correspondents, and our legion of listeners – stay safe, always wear your vest and have a Merry Christmas!