The Two Girls From Utah gave last week's show a thumbs up. The girls give us their review while the chicken scratch and cluck around them.

This week in the news we kick things off with our keynote story about an unusual occupation. Next, we had a blast from the past with an emu story. Then there was the case of puppy love gone crazy. How about a domestic assault using Cheetos - mmmmm. Sexy clothes, sex and drugs - sound good? Be careful. Finally a streaker apparently needed to fuel his run.

We have another installment of the Tales From George's Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. This week George and his probationer are assigned to a DUI checkpoint. Who would have thought that his sports experience would end up being key to his success as a cop.

It is so hot you might as well just stay inside, fire up the iPod, crank up the volume and enjoy the show.

Did someone waive a magic wand and make it go from spring to the dog days of summer in one day? It is hot but the CopCAST crew has persevered and made it through another week. Morgan has only run over two of the mall rats that are ruining his Starbucks experience and Mack has replaced Tom Cruise as the Top Gun of the OPP. Rich is working feverishly to finish the 2009 online legal updates course before the July 1 deadline. But we all took a break to turn out another fantastic show.

The Two Girls From Utah graced us with their presence again this week but you may be a little surprised at their comments. They compared us to Suz's plow horse. So much for the "badge bunny groupie" label with which we have stuck them.

The news machine was working overtime this week. A Rambo police volunteer speaks out on Facebook - dumb idea. It must have been a Rocky Mountain high that caused a Colorado burglar to ply his trade in the buff. Hannah Montana did this pirate in. Spiderman gets squashed. A Japanese attorney show her ass - literally. Our keynote story this week is just plain funny - period. Is this going to take long? I am late for my AA meeting. No more French kissing for you. Nice set of choppers you have there.

We are pleased to present another installment of the Tales From George's Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. This week George finally gets a long awaited literary masterpiece and he also points out the obvious to an irate citizen.

It is hot and humid outside but this week's episode of CopCAST is as cool as ever. So download the show, fire up the iPod, pop the top on a cool beverage and enjoy. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

We fired up the news machine with a story about an idiot who is blown away by landscaper. A Wisconsin lady (and I use the term loosely) slip slides right into jail. How could one man come up with so many bad decisions is such a short period of time? Let's see, get the girlfriend so drunk she passes out, take her clothes off, have sex and live stream it over the net - hmmmmm. A Taiwan legislator flips his wig and a the perp goes to jail for five months. Drunk, stinky and hiding in a woman's car, more good ideas. Then two drunks give new meaning to being "stuck in the middle with you." Is that a cell phone in your pocket or are you happy to see me. I know I am a robber but I'm a girl so let me go. "Marco" Finally our keynote story which is another good idea that wasn't. "Polo"

Of course, we have another installment of the Tales From George's Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. This week George is in the wrong place at the right time - pretty much like everyone that has ever worn a police uniform has experienced more than once in their career. Unfortunately, he ends up working an extra half a day but he had the satisfaction of dealing with someone that desperately needed to be 'dealt with'.

So put on some Jimmy Buffett music, mix up a margarita and grab the large salt shaker. Oh yeah, once you finish that first drink, Buffett goes off and CopCAST goes on. So remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

We were also lucky to catch the Two Girls From Utah in a sober moment (well relatively speaking) and they gave us their thoughts on last week's stories. They are already developing a cult following so you don't want to miss them.

This week in the news a six-year-old break bad on a knife welding robber. The Washington perps volunteer to go to jail. In our keynote story, Facebook said "Melissa Weber is feeling very sick!!!" but the 14 year-old she was bopping has a smile up for his emoticon. An Ohio man pitches in and gets pitched into jail. A burglar makes a fashion statement by wearing a woman's thong and lingerie top was charged with burglarizing a home.woman's thong and lingerie top was charged with burglarizing a home. Hey I have an idea, lets play rape - NOT! A German girl's idea to smuggle drugs into jail really stinks. Police won't provide "beat the crap out of her" taxi rides. Breaking in to jail - now that is a novel idea.

This week George is watching the detectives but not playing nicely with them.

So summer has arrived. The only thing hotter than the temperature is this week's episode of CopCAST. So take a minute and download the show, grab an ice tea and enjoy.

The two girls from Utah join us in stereo sound this week. Rich decided to interview the girls in their native habitat and you have to hear it to fully appreciate it.

This week in the news it takes three Taser shots to bring a streaker under control. An attorney figures if you are going to screw up you might as well do it well. Let those without clothes be the first to cast a stone. A Russian woman has a blast with her boyfriend. A wanna be German gangster goes off half cocked. Nuns, garter belts and thongs - that is just wrong. A Washington penis puppet? Really? Life got you down? Go cut some tires. A bite in the testicles will reduce your sentence in Sweden. It is a pain to smuggle oxy into the jail. In this week's episode of the Tales From George's Pocketbook. we learn that George actually listens to CopCAST and he also talks about the relationship between medical professionals and the cops.

If you need information about the upcoming IPMBA Police Cyclist Instructor course visit http://www.ipmba.org.

Well we are a little late getting this show out but better late than never. So get cracking! Download the show, fire up the iPod and enjoy another great episode of CopCAST. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week!

We have turned the corner on May and we are racing toward June. The kids will be out of school soon, the vacation season will be here and summer will be more than yard work. We hope to be part of your summer by providing a humorous look at law enforcement each week. This week Mack had to take care of some personal business so that left Rich and Morgan to hog the microphones - well sort of. Those girls from Utah did try to send us an audio comment - it just didn't work out well.

From the news department, we kick things off with our keynote story that involves alcohol, make-up, a candle and pain. On a more serious note, we discuss the issue of "sexting" and the victims on both sides of the incidents. A search of a vehicle yielded a bowl of milk with cereal, which was still cold. Speaking of food, is that a sausage in your slacks or are you glad to see me? If you eat your weapon, is that destruction of evidence? The boy just wanted to have fun at Denny's so he was shocked by the cops' reaction.

We have another installment of the Tales From George's Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. This week George learns the importance of gathering intelligence and getting the information out to the troops who need it.

This is the Memorial Day weekend so while you are grilling up the burgers and hot dogs, take a moment to remember the men and women who have made the ultimate sacrifice so that we can enjoy our freedoms. So exercise your right to great entertainment by downloading and listening to CopCAST.

The CopCAST crew had a busy week. The forests of Timmins are on fire and Mack helped out by taking pictures to post on the internet. Morgan got word that he will be traveling to China. Finally, Rich learned the basics of plumbing - hot on the left, cold on the right and shit flows down hill.

The big question of the week is will the the two girls from Utah rise to the challenge.

In the news, we begin with drunken Amish youths. Ehe Kansas City police used a Taser gun to make a point with a nude man. Gas for ass in not a good idea. A county jailer will probably end up behind bars or his police impersonation. Don't register for a raffle when you are in the middle of a crime. Little Red Riding Hood didn't have anything on this home invader. In our keynote story this week, we ask "What would you think if your wife and best friend were the stars in that porn dvd you bought?" Impersonating a sheriff's deputy is never a good idea, especially when there is a real one waiting on the other side of the door. Bad service in a restaurant - shoot!

We have another installment from the life of George, our new audio segment from Great Britain. This week George worries about aging and the toll the job has taken on his body. However he discovers that was time has taken away, wisdom has replaced.

Kevin an Micheal also announce the new name for their segment this week.

The May flowers are blooming, the grass is cut and you really don't have much to do so take a moment to download this episode of CopCAST or just listen to it from the website at http://copcast.net. You may find yourself joining the legion of listeners that listen every week.

May is a "tweener" month - it isn't really spring but it isn't quite summer. The long and short of it is the CopCAST crew is busy doing the same thing as our legion of listeners - not much.

This week in the news we talk about a dispatcher who doesn't like it when callers use naughty words. Don't you just hate it when your dog decides to take a bite out of the law instead of crime. Now you can just lose yourself in one Pennsylvania township. Then across the pond, a young couple really screwed up (and down) on the queens lawn. A California man went to jail and all he got was a lousy t-shirt - and busted. The barter system is alive and well in this lawyer's office. Talk about a panty raid! Then there is our keynote story this week. Some guys date women who are meaner than a pit bull but this guy actually dates the pit bull. Chuck Norris is protecting a bakery - really?

In this week's installment from the life of George, our new audio segment from Great Britain, George learns a little bit about one of the other dangers of police work - citizen complaints. Kevin and Michael still haven't come up with a name for the segment.

The April showers have brought the May flowers. Life is good! So finish cutting the grass, pop the top on a cold one, download the show, fire up the iPod and enjoy! Always remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

Sex sells! After last week, we had to revert to a sure winner! Not much exciting to report in the life of the CopCAST crew this week. However, Cliff Smith sent us an article about a law enforcement explorer who saved the life of an officer. 2girlsfromUtah offered a name for the adventures of George section of the show: The Bitchin Bobbies Return. Ahhh yeah . . . NO!

Should you decide you have an urge for pole dancing and topless girls, don't go to Akron. Hey, I have an idea. Let's take the hubby's patrol car for a ride. A Florida deputy has a life changing accident. Take a moment and learn about the latest dumpster diving craze. In our keynote story, a man takes his girls on a trip to the Publix store. The "History Making House Party" wasn't. Nothing says love like breaking into a minimum security prison to see your boyfriend. A man hid in the trunk of his estranged wife's car before popping out to attack her as she drove down the highway. Tired of waiting for granny to die, just thump her.

This week George learns a little about the problems of working within the confines of the juvenile justice system.

Dave Peoples, with the Cambridge, OH P.D. wrote to say his department will be hosting a week long Advanced Tactical Team school put on by Singleton International. It will be conducted November 16-20, 2009 and you can register at http://philsingleton.com.

So shut off the lawn mower, grab a cold one, download the show, fire up the iPod and enjoy. But remember to stay safe, always wear you vest and have a great week.

This week in the news, the force is alive and well in one of Scotland's largest police agency. A naked chick dances with a firefighter. Then a teenager has an "oh crap" moment. A bank robber was heard saying, "Great balls of fire" as he fled from the bank. A Comcast technician fixed one guy's internet connection in a "flash." In Russia, only your hair dresser knows - well her and now the cops. How embarrassing is it to get your butt kicked by a 44 year old woman? This Texas purse snatcher knows. Smoking dope must have an effect on you brain after all. Just ask our keynote criminal of the week. Finally, dumb and dumber try their hand at bank robbery.

This week we have another fantastic installment from the life of George, our new audio segment from Great Britain. Rizo and Michael outdid themselves again.

We know you are anxious to go mow the lawn but the grass will be there later so download the show, fire up the iPod and give us a listen. To be frank, we really sucked this week but don't be a fair weather fan.