A police officer may work from sun to sun but a daddy’s work is never done. I know I am a day late and more than a dollar short but I had to help my son get his castle in shape this weekend. Life is all about priorities and decisions. But this week’s show is worth the wait.

As usual, the Two Girls From Utah take a humorous look at their favorite stories from last week.

The Jetstar’s public relations team had to take off and do some damage control as a result of a Facebook friendly flight attendant. How far would you go for a few bucks? If you don’t support the death penalty, you haven’t heard about what this Australian man did to his daughter. Don’t mess with this kid’s cell phone. Sign up for the Illegal Alien Driving School. Beer in a baby bottle – really? The cops are looking for a pudgy backyard dancer in Dallas. Our keynote story this week is all about enjoying the ride. They are heroes whether they like it or not. They once were lost but now they’re found – well kinda.

This week’s installment of the Tales From George’s Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain is fantastic – as usual. Just like Rizo says at the beginning of every submission from George, he spends his working life solving family disputes that have taken a lifetime to evolve and in some cases a great deal of cheap alcohol.

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Like I said, this is an information packed show and well worth the wait. So grab a cup of coffee or an energy drink before you start to listen because you will need the energy boost to keep up. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week!

 

 CopCAST - Episode 144 - Shaggin' Wagon [34:16m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This has been a busy week but our CopCAST correspondents have risen to the challenge again. They have scoured the internet to bring you the best of the best.

The Two Girls From Utah stopped by to discuss cornrows. See what else they have to say.

Gas is getting expensive but do you have to give up your first born son now? Dialing for jail in Dallas. Who wants ME? Rob and love – so romantic. Burn the dummy or at least demote her. To text or not to text that is the question. Does anyone really win a p*ss*ng contest? Stop that man! Our keynote story is a lot of bull. Hot Dog! I’m going to jail!

George is off on another break this week so here is another story from the CopCast Legion of Listeners, this time we hear from long time contributor Sergeant TC. He tells a simple tale about the sort of colleague that we’ve all known, who helps to make those long shifts pass a little easier.

If all that sounds crazy, it is. So download the show and join the fun – go a little nuts. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week!

 

 CopCAST - Episode 143 - Bull Roper [33:39m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It is beginning to feel like fall on the East coast with cooler temperatures but it has rained for the last few days. The one sunny spot is this week’s show.

The Two Girls From Utah stopped by and they could not resist talking about the Passion Pants story from the last show. See what else they have to say.

The briefing room was full of great stories beginning with our keynote story but don’t run to listen to it. Walk over to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2GrRG9p_8w and watch the associated interview. No rows of corn in Philadelphia. Don’t ride your Barbie car at your next drunken party. An Emu will Tase. It was a creamy Alfredo sauce jar. A naked dirty Harry in Florida. Would you like fries with your dope and gun? Narc detectives go Wii, Wii, Wii all the way home. Making a 14 year old sexual dominatrix deserves gets mom and boyfriend 25 years. Now everyone can describe the robbers.

This week George learns that the Bavarian two fingered nose-throw is all very well, but when you’re in a scrap there are no holds barred, he favors the use of his primary assets when it comes to restraining prisoners.

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So stop by Dunkin Donuts, pick up something that will blow your diet, fire up the coffee pot and listen to CopCAST. Remember to stay safe, always were your vest and have a great week!

 

 CopCAST - Episode 142 - No Foot Pursuits [34:01m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

You know I have never been able to figure out why people want to work day shift. It has messed my CopCAST production schedule all up. But I did better than last week. I have to take pride where I can get it.

The 2 Girls From Utah are back and even sassier.

Discretion is the operative word. One for three is still 330 in baseball. Crack for clunkers. Our keynote story this week is dumpster divers. She may have killed someone but her nails look great. Right place – wrong time. Vibrating Passion Pants. War in hell especially when re-enacting. Why they call it High Street. Facebook fanatic.

It seems it’s not just George that manages to get in a mess, this week it’s his friend that has to deal with a pussy with mange.

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For get football for a few minutes, download the show, pop a top and have a blast. Remember to stay safe, always were your vest and have a great week!

 

 CopCAST Episode 141 - Dumpster Diver [30:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Well, better late than never. The CopCAST crew has been buried so the show is a little late this week.

Shell had a very close friend pass away so the girls will be back next week. Stop by Cops Online and leave a note of condolence on Hell’s Bunny’s page.

Some people can be so smart and so dumb, almost in the same breath. Timing is everything in life and crime. Our keynote story this week is hot and popping. Joy riding is fun but in a police car, really? Manners are very important. Tasers help stop the bull. The dream drug bust. The chances of this plan being successful are sinking. Cannon fodder. Nothing says I love you like a little extortion.

This week George teaches us another life lesson. You see everyone has a bad week, even George. Those are the times when absolutely nothing seems to go right and just when you thought nothing else could go wrong … it does.

I know it is late so hurry up and listen to the show. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 140 - Pop The Cork [24:32m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

I wonder if we should start releasing CopCAST in Great Britain under the name BobbyCAST when Michael co-hosts the show.

The Two Girls From Utah are getting closer to their five minute segment goal. All it took was my effort to edit the segment with a meat cleaver.

Marijuana could be a barter tool. Breaking back into jail – what next? What do you do with a pre-teen drunk driver? Mistaken identity? Maybe not. Come back burglar embarrasses the cops. I hate those smokers too. Clean up what you mess up. What a nice burglar! Is no place exempt from crime? So you thought you password protected your computer?

George reminds us that you just never know who you are going to meet on a night duty and sometimes it’s difficult to know how to react to the admiration of the public.

Summer is almost over so download CopCAST, grab a cool lemonade, kick back on the hammock and enjoy the show. Also remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 139 - Weed For Gas [47:31m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

CopCAST is truly an international phenomenon. We checked out the downloads from last week and found an impressive list of countries where our Legion of Listeners are pulling down the show each week.

Hey YOU! Where are the email that you were supposed to send in – lets get to it. Send your comment, suggestion or good cop story to talkback@copcast.net.

This week we had one happy girl from Utah and one who was really pissed off. Shell got cranky when her laptop malfunctioned but they pulled it together to git ‘er done.

Hey, let’s dribble the baby. I know I hit you with the car – rub a little dirt on it and get in here and drive. Let’s play burn the bum. Mayonnaise in her hair and a broken nose on his face. Out keynote story for this week involves a little potty humor. Hey babe, I gotta run can I borrow your keys. Not the mama – please don’t make me call her. A big butt sitting on egg shells. A 2003 – 2009 motorbike. Sleeping at the car wash.

In this installment of the Tales From George’s Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain, George makes a hot collar.

Does all this confuse you? Don’t feel bad we produced it and we are confused. You really just need to sit back, listen and enjoy. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 138 - Take A Seat [34:56m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This week Rich flies solo, with the help of the Two Girls From Utah and George. The CopCAST correspondents really shook the bushes to find some quality stories so take a minute to listen.

Let’s stick the mic in and listen to the Two Girls From Utah jaw about last week’s show.

It’s official – there’s nobody in the chat rooms but pedophiles and undercover police. Our keynote story is just blowin in the wind. Cleanliness is next to Godliness. What an arm – sign him up. You’re in the army now – like it or not! Celebrating a successful crime. A baker’s dozen of years old but he probably robbed the baker. A cool retirement plan. Alligators and bicycles – a perfect match. Screw that old car.

This week George has a tale from a long time back that just goes to show you can’t teach an old dog new tricks, or maybe that should be every dog has its day.

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I wanted to recommend that you stretch out in a hammock and listen to this week’s show but it has been raining so much in Virginia you better stick with the Lazy Boy.

Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 137 - Blowin In The Wind [39:16m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

This is definitely an international show! First, Michael returns to co-host the show from Great Britain. Next, we received audio comments from both German and Israeli listeners. Finally, we have stories from around the globe!

This week the Two Girls From Utah give last week’s show a big thumbs up overall and they give us their take on the best of the week stories.

We start out with a Biggest Loser candidate who can hide a gun. Flowers, rape and lies. Somebody is watching you. Gaseous distress is carried to a new level in Texas. This Michigan man is barking up the wrong tree. You can’t beat these tae-kwondo trained Korean tourists but they sure can beat a thief. Don’t you hate when a burglar gets caught with his pants down . . . and he is wearing – well you will see. In our keynote story this week, a woman just can’t keep her mouth shut. Hmmm that is unique. A decent burglar but a bad fence. Remember – if you are going to trash your job and boss make sure haven’t added him to your Facebook friend’s list.

This week George is taking a break and stepping aside to let someone else take the limelight for the next few minutes. We challenged the legion of CopCast listeners to have someone step forward and they responded with a great story, which I hope will be the first of many.

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Even James Bond would take a break to listen to this episode of CopCAST since is a international man and this is an international show. So give your friends a call on your shoe phone (or cell phone) and encourage them to download and listen to this week’s show. Then do it yourself!

Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 136 - Cocaine Coochy [55:59m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

It seems like I am always running a little behind here lately. I think it must be the distractions of summer. How is that for manufacturing a reason why I am late getting this week’s show up? Good story or not, it is my story and I am sticking with it.

This week the Two Girls From Utah give last week’s show a big thumbs up overall and they give us their take on the best of the week stories.

Birthday suit hiking, Corn Husker style. The keys – don’t forget the keys. Self defense – Japanese steak house style. A picture may not be worth a thousand words after all. Booze, youth and a badge are not a good combination. Piss on that dog. Bringing a hatchet to a gun fight in not a bright idea. Our keynote story for this week – stuck in the middle with you. That darn cat – yeah, stick with that story.

This week we have another installment of the Tales From George’s Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. In the last edition George’s world was turned upside down, this time it’s George’s turn to turn your’s back to front.

So reset your watch and pretend the show came out on time. Grab an ice cold Dr. Pepper and a Moon Pie, kick back and enjoy.

Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

 

 CopCAST Episode 135 - Stuck In The Middle With You [33:24m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download