CopCAST Episode 159 - Bite The Cop

For the second time this year, the digital command center got hammered with a foot of snow. Somehow we got the show out despite having to shovel tons of snow.
Again this week, I was able to get together with our very own Two Girls From Utah to get their perspective on last week’s show. This week Shell wanted to talk about our Mommy Dearest story - you know the one where the mom made her kid kill his pet hamster because he made bad grades. And naturally Suz could not pass up the nipple biting bad guy.
It is Miller time in New Zealand. Time for the Crocodile Dundee technique. Complaints from neighbours, a postman and a woman taking her child to school. The SC doper gets smoked. NOTE: The last 4 idiots who broke in here and stole from us are at the martin county correctional facility getting acquainted with Bubba. Our keynote story tell us to encourage your kids to “bite the officers’ faces off?” Paying for love from all the wrong places. Looks like this guy nailed it. Another fatality chalked up to porn. Drunk says, “take me to Orient.”
This week we have another installment of the Tales From George’s Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. Are there times when you feel like work is just something you do? Sometimes it helps just to see the same things that you do but from a fresh perspective to remind you just how much you really enjoy your job.
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If you are like 70% of the United States you have snow on the ground. So heat up a cup of tea, download the show and fire up the iPod or iPad. Remember to stay safe, always wear your vest and have a great week.

Well it was a rainy weekend but that didn’t dampen our spirits for this week’s show. It will be the the Colts and the Saints in the Super Bowl. We had a ton of email this week. Remember, 20 days until Valentines Day on February 14th - don’t mess it up this year.
Well this has been a lazy weekend since the football playoffs are in full swing. That is the National Football League for our listeners from around the world. You know, big guys with lots of pads, crashing into each other on purpose. I did get the oil changed in the Honda, both cars washed and this episode of CopCAST out so I did accomplished something.
Winter is upon us! If you are unfortunate enough to live in Kentucky, West Virginia, Pennsylvania or a host of other northern states you probably spent your week snow bound. We have the solution to your cabin fever - this week’s episode of CopCAST.
“I’m late! I’m late! For a very important date I’m late. I’m late.” That is me this week. The start of the new year brings lots of pressing business issues but I was finally able to get out this episode. Sorry for the delay.
We made it through Christmas! Now you can just wait for the Visa Grinch to come in January. However, there is still New Year’s Eve so you have one more chance to attempt to forget what you spent on Christmas.
This week the digital command center came under attack by mother nature. Although Salem, Virginia is normally 70 degrees and sunny with beautiful bikini clad women everywhere, we suffered a freak snow storm that was intended for Northern Virginia. That’s right - we had 15 inches (38 cm) of snow in 24 hours. But fear not - the show must go on!
What a week! Santa has the elves cranked up working 12 hour shifts and things are getting a little tense for the North Pole PD. Rudolph looks like a drunk with that red nose. Its a good thing he isn’t driving.
Well, we made it through our sesquicentennial show then everything fell apart. Between a major issue with my online training system and the flu, I got my butt kicked last week. Of course the maximum effective range of an excuse is zero meters so I am not going to dwell on the past. Although I am still not feeling that great, we are going to do the best we can to turn out a great show.
This week’s show is so big that it took an extra day to produce. Did you buy that? Well it isn’t entirely true but it sounds good since this is the sesquicentennial episode of CopCAST.












