Bad Breath BanditWhat a week! Santa has the elves cranked up working 12 hour shifts and things are getting a little tense for the North Pole PD. Rudolph looks like a drunk with that red nose. Its a good thing he isn’t driving.

The Two Girls From Utah stopped in give us their picks from last week’s show including the Detroit execution of a boy by his father and our go-to favorite – the Taser. There is never a dull moment with those two.

Then we move on to the briefing room with the help of my co-host Michael. A Christmas tree, a drunken man and the cops. How lovely! Our keynote story the Bad Breath Bandit. Shooting your own penis off has got to leave a mark. Food fight! Will the Supreme Court say “No – Don’t – Stop! or “No, Don’t stop.” Foxy brake job. Tomato sandwich, please. Have gun, will travel. So that was where I left that body! You are better off you shoot someone than to shoot a movie.

We also have another installment of the Tales From George’s Pocketbook, our audio segment from our brother officers Great Britain. It’s never good to get too cocky, especially when you don’t know when it’s going to come back and bite you. In this job that can sometimes mean literally ‘come back and bite you’. There’s only one more question to be asked, why didn’t they use ‘Who Let The Dogs Out’ as the backing track for this one?

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